März 2012
in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
It scares me when I get close to people because...
There's going to come a day when we've all grown...
If dying is your way out
Then count me in I’m coming
Maybe a different spin...
– D.R.U.G.S - Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm (via asking-alexandriaz)